look at all the fucks i give
This is completely accurate and only a handful of you can prove otherwise.
Also why are we ALL in our pyjamas O.O
My body is not ready.
yay for more jammies
Me and my unflattering, ugly sweater.
I don’t wear clothes unless someone is home so….
Post shower hair is the goddamn worse because I never dry it.
Guys it says “Out of Service” right there jeez
I CAN’T BREATHE OMG
One of the most annoying feels in life is when I wanna start a coherent conversation and share my point of view about an article in Kotaku, but then I remember its Kotaku.
ㅠㅠ K’를 2번째로 하고싶지만
그렇게 하면 완성을 안할 것 같으니까 맨 마지막으로…
으 애쉬„. 머리뽕,..으으…!!
Hahahaha THIS IS ONLY HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE NONE OF YOU EVER PLAYED KING OF FIGHTERS
Genius panning shots.
My only regret in life is coming to college on the last Halloween I’ll have here, and not bring a costume.
Like, this is really upsetting me more than my current GPA gawd WHAT DO I DO, TUMBLR
I’ve seen people do this so I thought I’d do this too even though OMG there’s like so little difference in my process between sketches and inks ugh.
(via Meanwhile at the Quarry)
"They say there’s a bar somewhere, a magical place with more beers than you can name and where the best hamburgers are half off every Monday. A place of ill repute were thieves and poets and highs and lows all come together to eat and be merry.
A place with no gods or kings. No one knows where it came from. One cannot find this mythical place. No one knows where it is. One can only be invited by someone who knows.”
As it is written in the book of dive bars.
can we talk about this
THERE’S A GODDAMN LUCHADORE BIRD POKEMON AND NONE OF YOU DOUCHEBAGS BOTHERED TO TELL ME?
DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT THIS CHANGES?
LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. HE’S READY TO GRAPPLE AND SUPLEX THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOUR POKEMON, YOUR MOM, YOUR DAD, AND YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN EXTENDED FAMILY
WANNA HEAR WHAT THE POKEDEX SAYS ABOUT THIS UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF PURE WRESTLING INSANITY WHILE IT PISSES IT’S ELECTRONIC PANTS?
"Although its body is small, its proficient fighting skills enable it to keep up with big bruisers like Machamp and Hariyama."
THAT’S RIGHT PANTSHITTER MACHAMP AND HARIYAMA
Machamp “The Superpower Pokemon”
Weight: 286.6 lbs
Hariyama “The Armthrust Pokemon”
Weight: 559.5 lbs
WEIGHT: 47.4 lbs
THAT’S RIGHT THIS BIRD IS BARELY THE SIZE OF A TODDLER AND HE HANGS WITH A QUARTER TON SUMO WRESTLER AND A POKEMON CALLED THE FUCKING “SUPERPOWER POKEMON”
Hey pal, what’s your favorite pokemon?
FUCK YOUR PUNK-ASS CHARIZARD, THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL FUCKING MOONSAULT HIS BITCH-ASS OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY!
THAT’S RIGHT DICKLORD! HE’S FUCKING FLYING/FIGHTING TYPE!
"But doesn’t that make him weak against like nine types?"
SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU BEING PUT INTO THE MEANEST COBRA CLUTCH OF YOUR LIFE BY A FUCKING TWO FOOT TALL BIRD!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FRENCH CALL THIS HARD-ASS MOTHERFUCKER?
THAT’S RIGHT THE FRENCH KNOW WHEN YOU SEE A HAWLUCHA IN THE TALL GRASS YOU BEST JUST MOVE ALONG BITCH BEFORE HE GIVES YOU THE MOST BRUTAL ELBOW DROP YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF!
hello newest addition to my team
This needs a voice. Reblogging for later.
that was beautiful.
// I’m willing to record this, this is amazing. I’ll even use a faux-Hispanic accent for it, too.
//Holyshit, I’m dying of laughter, read this shit folks.
I DON’T THINK PEOPLE REALIZE HOW POWERFUL HAWLUCHA IS IN THE CONTEXT OF THE POKEDEX.BY VIRTUE OF BEING ABLE TO TANGO WITH MACHAMP ALONE IT MAKES IT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO LAY RUIN TO AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION.
"Machamp is known as the Pokémon that has mastered every kind of martial arts. If it grabs hold of the foe with its four arms, the battle is all but over. The hapless foe is thrown far over the horizon"
MACHAMP CAN THROW MOTHERFUCKERS OVER THE GODDAMNED HORIZON. BUT THAT ISN’T EVEN IT’S MOST NOTABLE FEAT. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW POWERFUL MACHAMP IS? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO LAY DOWN THE COLD HARD MOTHERFRIGGIN TRUTHNESS ON YOUR ASS
"Machamp punches extremely fast, throwing five hundred punches a second. With only one hand, it can move a mountain."
500 PUNCHES PER SECOND. THAT MEANS IT CAN FIRE OFF PUNCHES AT MACH 15. FIFTEEN TIMES THE SPEED OF SOUNDS. AND THAT’S NOT ALL.. JUST ONE OF IT’S HANDS CAN MOVE A FUCKING MOUNTAIN.
YOU HAVE A 5 FOOT TALL MOUNTAIN FUCKING MACH 15 PUNCHING BEHEMOTH OF HUMANITY AND HAWLUCHA LITERALLY LAUGHS IN IT’S FACE BECAUSE HE CAN TRADE BLOWS WITH IT AND IT HAS A TYPE ADVANTAGE OVER IT.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY HAWLUCHA KICKED MOST OF YOUR ASSES IN THAT GYM BATTLE? YOU KNOW THE ONE. WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ASKING YOURSELF IS WHY YOUR POKEMON HAVEN’T BEEN RENDERED INTO A SPLINTERY PASTE AFTER TAKING HIS BIG ASS FLYING PRESS HEAD ON.
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED YOU GO INTO POKEMON AMIE AND YOU APOLOGIZE TO YOUR POKEMON FOR PUTTING THEM UP AGAINST THE GOD OF LUCHA. AND PRAY TO YOUR FLAMBOYANT FRENCH PROFESSOR THAT YOU NEVER ENCOUNTER ANOTHER ONE EVER AGAIN.
One of the greatest D&D stories I’ve ever read.
I’ve been playing wrong all this time.
this is literally one of the funniest scenes in any anime. ever. and you are missing out if you havent seen it
This is totally an allegory to college/adulthood, right? I mean…
Can we step away for a minute from how good The Wonderful 101 is and talk about how all one hundred characters have a bio and model and A FRIKIN LOGO, SOMEONE HAD TO SIT DOWN AND MAKE A HUNDRED DIFFERENT LOGOS RELEVANT TO EACH CHARACTER , THERE’S SO MUCH WORK PUT INTO THIS GAME AND PEOPLE ARE SKIPPING IT BECAUSE IT LOOKS KIDDY EVEN THO IT PLAYS 100% LIKE BAYONETTA JESUS